Obama unveils new National Health Plan

[Andy]

Obama released today his bran new national health plan, aimed at stemming the tide of rising costs. By moving to his new "Common Sense" campaign platform, and building on the success of his wildly popular energy policy, miraculously discovered in the back of his wife's 300M owners manual, Obama now sets his sights on Health Care using the same brilliance that is expected of him by the voters.

His new national health plan is Diet & Exercise! Obama unveiled the new plan saying "Just stop eating so much, and go do something! That alone will reduce your health care cost far more than some 'free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers' system that others propose!". The newly discovered national health plan, was hidden in the back of his wife Michelle's 'Women's Health' magazine.

McCain was able to be reached for comment over the phone, but oddly lost composure after being told Obama's plan, and thus wasn't able to respond to questions.

Nevertheless, experts world wide all agree that this new plan could save far more in health costs, than could ever be saved using a different system. Dr. Ofveus of Switzerland, stated "We are not sure why McCain doesn't support this plan. Clearly diet and exercise will indeed save billions in health expenses from overweight, unhealthy, inactive people!!"

The polls show overwhelming support for the Obama's Diet & Excise plan. Obama also is rumored to have a few more national solutions up his sleeve. Solution to bankruptcy called "Borrow less", and a solution to world hunger he simply is calling "Food".

What great new plan will he come up with next? No one knows, but we are waiting.

[UShadItComing]

This could be in danger of backfiring on McCain the same way as the tire pressure guage thing did. We both know it's not Obama's total plan but the question is, are the American people smart enough to know?

And we also know Andy, that McCain's laughter was forced on the tire pressure thing and it has to be forced laughter on this as well.

But will it work? All the more power to McCain if he can get it to work and obviously no skin off my a-s. Just because the American people are stupid enough to buy into this kind of nonsense doesn't say that you and I do. And of course neither of us do. But I know of some on this forum who it 'is' going to work with!

Gee Andy, this isn't you.

[top gun]

McCain was able to be reached for comment over the phone, but oddly lost composure after being told Obama's plan, and thus wasn't able to respond to questions.


Is that what the kids are calling Dementia these days "lost composure"... humm.:D

Maybe there were just too many big words or maybe the concept of "anything different than Bush" just puts the old guy in a fog!

I myself think Senator Obama is working pretty hard to better a terrible situation and have no problem at all following along with the concept or the explanation. But then I am awake!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU6O-b1IHh4

[Andy]

You two must be joking. You support this?

[UShadItComing]

Andy- If it's the complete Obama plan then It's not going to do the job. If it's another suggestion similar to the tire pressure suggestion then like that it would make sense. I don't want to play silly games on this Andy. And what's more Andy, you lost credibility when you took the tire pressure thing and went with the repub pablum of discrediting it.

And yes, I realize it was just cheap politics.

[Andy]

Andy- If it's the complete Obama plan then It's not going to do the job. If it's another suggestion similar to the tire pressure suggestion then like that it would make sense. I don't want to play silly games on this Andy. And what's more Andy, you lost credibility when you took the tire pressure thing and went with the repub pablum of discrediting it.

And yes, I realize it was just cheap politics.

With who? You? lol Any idiot can see that 'inflate your tires' is not a national energy plan. If you can find it in the back of your cars manual, it's not a national energy plan. If it is something done routinely at Jiffy Lube, it's not a national energy plan. If it's something done automatically at every dealership in the entire country, it's not a national energy plan.

Again, I don't like Repugs either, but at least they don't try and insult my intelligence by saying their national solution for high oil prices is... inflate your tires. But not surprisingly, Obama can use such a corny policy, and it doesn't insult your intelligence. One might even suggest he's right at your level now.

[UShadItComing]

Were you trying to call me an idiot Andy? Careful there!

And no Andy, it's not supposed to be a national energy plan and Obama never intended it to be such. It was a sensible suggestion which the repub made fun of and then had to pull in their horns on. Sounds like they're trying the same thing with this.

[NO Obamanation]

Obama released today his bran new national health plan, aimed at stemming the tide of rising costs. By moving to his new "Common Sense" campaign platform, and building on the success of his wildly popular energy policy, miraculously discovered in the back of his wife's 300M owners manual, Obama now sets his sights on Health Care using the same brilliance that is expected of him by the voters.

His new national health plan is Diet & Exercise! Obama unveiled the new plan saying "Just stop eating so much, and go do something! That alone will reduce your health care cost far more than some 'free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers' system that others propose!". The newly discovered national health plan, was hidden in the back of his wife Michelle's 'Women's Health' magazine.

McCain was able to be reached for comment over the phone, but oddly lost composure after being told Obama's plan, and thus wasn't able to respond to questions.

Nevertheless, experts world wide all agree that this new plan could save far more in health costs, than could ever be saved using a different system. Dr. Ofveus of Switzerland, stated "We are not sure why McCain doesn't support this plan. Clearly diet and exercise will indeed save billions in health expenses from overweight, unhealthy, inactive people!!"

The polls show overwhelming support for the Obama's Diet & Excise plan. Obama also is rumored to have a few more national solutions up his sleeve. Solution to bankruptcy called "Borrow less", and a solution to world hunger he simply is calling "Food".

What great new plan will he come up with next? No one knows, but we are waiting.

Well,

some how I am not surprised at his new health care plan. It is just like his energy plan. I cant wait to see his school plan....

There can only be one bigger idiot than Obama.....his followers

[GenSeneca]

Well,

some how I am not surprised at his new health care plan. It is just like his energy plan. I cant wait to see his school plan....

There can only be one bigger idiot than Obama.....his followers

How does one go about getting fat, lazy Americans to "diet & exercise"? Forced labor and meal rationing?

[NO Obamanation]

How does one go about getting fat, lazy Americans to "diet & exercise"? Forced labor and meal rationing?

Guilt and high prices.


He said at a rally in Oregon that we Americans need to see our self from the world view

we cant eat what ever we want and keep our thermostats at 72, we have to think more about what the rest of the world see's in us.


so its an on going theme. His wife told a group in Ohio that they needed to come to terms with the fact that they might have to give up some of their pie for others who didnt have pie.

The only way he can do these things is government forcing higher taxes to give to the ones who didnt want to bother with a job,

letting the cost of energy go so high we wont be able to afford to keep the therm where we want, we can put on a sweater I guess.

and if food is to expensive to buy due to high gas prices, then we will eat less.

we actually are already doing what he wants

i wont run the air no matter how hot it gets, we stopped going out to eat as often as we used to, now we make real smart choices with our money and food budget... and yep I drive less...

he just wants this on a bigger scale and i am sure he will hire a few thousand useless government workers to some how help us when costs are to high, mabye i can get food stamps :P

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

How does one go about getting fat, lazy Americans to "diet & exercise"? Forced labor and meal rationing?

Then we could have all that great free labor to fund Obama's spiraling list of policies.

AHH CRAP!! I just solved half our problems.. Force all fat Americans into Labor camps to build the border wall , rebuild degraded bridges , run giant hampster wheels for our energy needs and don't forget cheap labor to produce those wondrous electric cars of Tomorrow-land.

[NO Obamanation]

Then we could have all that great free labor to fund Obama's spiraling list of policies.

AHH CRAP!! I just solved half our problems.. Force all fat Americans into Labor camps to build the border wall , rebuild degraded bridges , run giant hampster wheels for our energy needs and don't forget cheap labor to produce those wondrous electric cars of Tomorrow-land.


well shouldnt we sent the illegals? Isnt it them who will do the jobs americans dont want to do :)

[GenSeneca]

well shouldnt we sent the illegals? Isnt it them who will do the jobs americans dont want to do :)

They are not yet fat and happy... they are still the "oppressed" masses yearning for Change (AKA: other peoples stuff). Once they become fat and happy, toss 'em into camps... we can call it a "Windfall Freedom Tax".

[NO Obamanation]

They are not yet fat and happy... they are still the "oppressed" masses yearning for Change (AKA: other peoples stuff). Once they become fat and happy, toss 'em into camps... we can call it a "Windfall Freedom Tax".

Dont give the crazed idiot any other ideas. PLEASE

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

They are not yet fat and happy... they are still the "oppressed" masses yearning for Change (AKA: other peoples stuff). Once they become fat and happy, toss 'em into camps... we can call it a "Windfall Freedom Tax".

As so the endless cycle of oppressed and oppressor may continue until the end of time! Hey at least we can have a reason to still ***** :D

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

Dont give the crazed idiot any other ideas. PLEASE

ROFLMAO!!!!

New Obama solution for homeless and overweight Americans!

!!!"Windfall Freedom Tax". !!! which his wife found in the back of " The Socialist American's Worksheet for Dummies" :D

[UShadItComing]

Politicing has become more important to americans than doing anything to save their country. That's good, they're going to deserve what they get.

I predict that the US will do nothing to fix it's healthcare system which has fallen to 37th. place in the world and will be in even worse shape in 4 years time. Unless the people wake up and use all those guns they're hiding in their backyard potato patches to overthrow their lousy government.

Who on this forum has machine guns and hand grenades buried in their backyards?

[Andy]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

[UShadItComing]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

Was the laughter forced laughter Andy?

You should find something more worthwhile to do with your spare time at work. All americans need to be productive in these times.

Really Andy, you're above this kind of bellyaching. Even you understand that american fatties are costing your overloaded healthcare system. It alreasy costs nearly twice as much as other successful systems and you get half as much!

Do you have lots of time to dick around with jokes at work Andy?

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

I'm Pretty sure thats we had so much fun with it... I assumed as much but even decided to goggle it just to make sure... proved your point thou.

[UShadItComing]

dysfunc wrote: I'm Pretty sure thats we had so much fun with it...

Come on dysfunc, what are you trying so hard to say. Spit it out boy.

[NO Obamanation]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

That was a joke?

Really?


Oh man I really thought you were serious and I can not remember if it was top or popeye who defended it and tried to slam mccain for it, so I am not the only one who bought in.

But seriously, its something he would say and get praise as though he just discovered it.


I think there could be mass brainwashing going on... I dont know but something


dang that was a good one, I mrean really!!!!

[UShadItComing]

Yeah we get the joke but are we supposed to laugh now? That's naughty Andy and it will be registered next to your name so we don't take your word on anything again. Along with the fun goes the price you will pay for lying to us Andy.

[top gun]

Actually Andy's "joke" is the same old... and I do mean ooooooold rhetoric that John McBush uses as his front line of reasoning.

It's just like the snipping out the "inflating your tires" soundbite and then saying that's Senator Obama's energy policy when in fact he was not talking about his energy policy at all but was comparing the amount of difference specific offshore drilling would do in a easily understandable comparable way.

In the big picture Senator Obama has posted & talked personally in great detail of his large and comprehensive energy plan.

So when these kinds of threads come up you just respond with the facts for the record and then play traffic cop... COME ON MOVE ALONG THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!:D

[NO Obamanation]

I think it was funny and the funniest part was all three of us fell for it.

you two because you will buy anything that Obama says and call it holy

and me because it was just stupid enough to pass for something Obama would say.