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Mr. Shaman
10-02-2008, 02:33 AM
It appears he was only working on his magic-act.

"It should be remembered that in Alexandria, paganism, Judaism and Christianity never evolved in isolation. All of these forms of religion (evolved) magical practices that seduced both the humble members of the population and the most well-off classes."
NO Obamanation
10-02-2008, 04:07 AM
Everyone knows that Jesus was community organizing for acorn in his missing years, just like obama
bododie
10-02-2008, 05:27 AM
Lol. What should he have been doing, robbing caravans and raping little girls?
Mr. Shaman
10-02-2008, 08:17 AM
Lol. What should he have been doing, robbing caravans and raping little girls?
If he wanted women, I'm sure the Wisemen Tour had it's groupies!!

Both Goddio and Egyptologist David Fabre, a member of the European Institute of Submarine Archaeology, think a "magus" could have practiced fortune telling rituals using the bowl. The Book of Matthew refers to "wisemen," or Magi (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26972493/?GT1=43001), believed to have been prevalent in the ancient world.
Mr. Shaman
10-02-2008, 08:21 AM
Everyone knows that Jesus was community organizing for acorn in his missing years, just like obama
Lemme guess..... that's what they say (http://mediamatters.org/items/200810010019?f=h_top) , right? :rolleyes:
bododie
10-02-2008, 08:51 AM
I'm sure the Wisemen Tour had it's groupies!! Are you sure? What else are you sure about? Tell me, who does history suggest that the "wisemen" were?
Good moniker. It fits. Lol.
NO Obamanation
10-02-2008, 04:09 PM
Lemme guess..... that's what they say (http://mediamatters.org/items/200810010019?f=h_top) , right? :rolleyes:

Ask Donna Brazil. she is the moron who thinks jesus is like obama
Mr. Shaman
10-03-2008, 03:22 AM
Are you sure? What else are you sure about?
That....not much has changed, since the early-days of filling coffer$.

"Gods and religion played an extremely important role in antiquity. Yet a major problem existed. With so many religions, gods and cults being worshipped by the Greeks and Romans, priests needed a means of funding the upkeep of their expen$ive temple$. Increasingly, they used ‘temple magic’ to attract and retain a loyal band of temple goers (http://www.thehistorychannel.co.uk/site/tv_guide/full_details/World_history/programme_72.php)."

http://www.datejesus.com/multimedia/misc/god_is_broke.jpg
Dawkinsrocks
10-03-2008, 08:01 AM
Jesus spent his missing years trying to understand what the **** the father, son and holy spirit means.

He failed and went and got drunk on some water