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10 reasons why gay marriage is wrong!

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Eternal, Feb 3, 2007.

  1. Eternal

    Eternal New Member

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    1.Being gay is not natural. We should reject unnatural things like
    optical glasses, airplanes, telephones and air conditioning.

    2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same manner that hanging around tall people makes you tall and visiting African nations changes your skin color.

    3. Gay marriage will change the foundation of socioty and we will never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't addapted to cars, the internet, tv or longer life spans.

    4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

    5. Straight marriage would be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed! The sanctity of Britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

    6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. Indeed straight couples who don't produce children will soon be forced to separate.

    7. Gay parents will raise gay children, just like straight parents only raise straight children.

    8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion and we should only
    legalize what religion sanctifies -like holy wars, slavery and smiting your neighbors for wearing mixed fibre garments.

    9. Children can never succeed without a male and female role model. That's why single parenting is illegal.

    10. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as we know, dogs have legal standing and can sign marriage contracts.


    :p
     
  2. Nammy

    Nammy Guest

    That one is pretty good
     
  3. RogueAqua

    RogueAqua New Member

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    haha, that's great!!!
     
  4. vyo476

    vyo476 Active Member

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    Good stuff.
     
  5. Everylyric

    Everylyric New Member

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    We need more posts like this!

    :p
     
  6. PLC1

    PLC1 Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL
    What makes it so funny is the fact that all of the above arguments have been used by the anti gay marriage crowd. Great post.
     
  7. God

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    God hates gay marriage-therefore gay marriage is wrong. Gay people are not really people afterall (you thought you knew, but you have no idea).
     
  8. Grounded

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    I thought God was an all-loving being...
     
  9. Lindsay

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    That was amazinggg.
     
  10. Everylyric

    Everylyric New Member

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    Yeah, it's pretty funny! :p
     
  11. vyo476

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    Depends on what god you're talking to.
     
  12. Dude111

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    Sorry but this statement is ridiculous!

    Straight people have kids that are GAY/LESBIAN all the time!!

    Nothing wrong with someones preferences!!


    Nowhere in the bible did Jesus say YOU COULD ONLY LOVE CERTAIN PEOPLE..


    Love is wonderful REGARDLESS OF WHO ITS WITH :)
     
  13. pocketfullofshells

    pocketfullofshells Well-Known Member

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    if strait parents only had strait kids...was there like some lesbians and gay men thrown on the earth with adam and eve, and given the magic power to reproduce asexually to bread the huge amount of gays we have today?
     
  14. Neutral Evil

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    I agree. We must respect nature because it is what has maintained the human race for so long. Gay marriages will only reduce our species longevity and create a lot of unhappy men and women. Imagine if either sex finds the opposite attractive, only to learn that he or she is bent and can´t share , their ideas, help each other, live together, fornicate, have children, all the things that make many human beings the happiest they can be. How does it feel to know the man or woman you love can´t be with you because they prefer their own sex?
     
  15. The Scotsman

    The Scotsman Well-Known Member

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    ;)...... It's supposed to be! That's the point of the post.
     
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