Canada Quietly Plants Privacy Hedge Along Entire U.S. Border

LOL. I almost thought it was true at first. A hedge is so Canadian. Seems like we have another Andy Borowitz.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report

 

If you stop to think about it it may not be a bad idea depending on what kind of plants you build the hedge out of (say poison ivy, poison oak, sumac). I know I have come across hedges in the woods I do not try to get through. And they can be easily mended.

 

Canada may find inspiration from my political satire at http://houseofpolitics.com/threads/political-satire-the-old-man-of-the-mountain-8.19635/

 

Americans are very lucky to have nice neighbours like the Canadians so please keep the noise down and try not to damage their hedge.It's what being nice neighbours is all aboot.