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[Little-Acorn]

For those who are (like me) not good at recognizing faces, it's Anthony Weiner's wife and what's-his-name's wife.

Wouldn't that be an interesting conversation right about now?

 

[Little-Acorn]

"Play this right, honey, and you'll be co-President in a few years!"

 

[Dr.Who]

"We'll always have Paris."

 

[Dr.Who]

"I warned you twelve years ago."

 

[Dr.Who]

"Twelve years? I haven't slept with Bill in 21 years"

 

[Dr.Who]

""Eew, I've never like wieners either."

 

[Little-Acorn]

(whispers) "Peyronie's Disease, dear. Look it up."

 

[TruthSeeker]

"I told you not to marry Weiner. He's a sicko Jew-boy. Step over to my side. My carpet matches the drapes, honey."