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Discussion in 'Introductions' started by God, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    Hello my children, how is it going?
     
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    USMC the Almighty Well-Known Member

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    I am the Alpha and Omega.
     
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    LOL you guys need to grow up.
     
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    USMC the Almighty Well-Known Member

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    I was just trying to mock him.
     
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    I can't wait for Fonz to see this thread.
     
  6. God

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    Sorry little man, but there can only be one, and I'm the one and only.
     
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    God of your parents basement?
     
  8. Walter

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    LOL :D:D:D
     
  9. God

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    Learn to fear me, I am God of all even God of Godzilla.
     
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    God, let me ask you, how could you allow a creature as vile as Rosie O'Donnell to exist on Earth? This problem has been bothering me for years, and since I have you here, I just thought I'd ask.



    Sorry guys, I couldn't help myself.
     
  11. God

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    My son, being God is a hard job... lets just say sometimes I get a bored and drink a bit too much holy water.
     
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    Coyotes acknowledge no gods. Well, maybe the Easter Bunny.
     
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    Coyote Well-Known Member

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    You know, there's a lot to be said for the Easter Bunny.

    He gives you chocolate and marshmallow chicks. What does God give you? Stale wafers and a sip of wine.

    Give me marshmellow chickies and I'm a happy mutt.
     
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    Wow. Deities and carnivorous scavenging quadrupeds. The forum's moving up in the world.
     
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    Coyote Well-Known Member

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    So...I take that means no marshmallow chicks?
     
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