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Gunshot to the head

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Pandora, Mar 24, 2012.

  1. Pandora

    Pandora Well-Known Member

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    Tracy Burnett, 23, a resident of Richmond, was
    visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
    some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
    driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands
    behind the back of her head.


    He became concerned and walked over to the car. He
    noticed that Tracy's
    eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

    He asked her if she was okay, and Tracy replied that she had been shot in the
    back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The
    husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were
    locked and Tracy
    refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found
    that Tracy had
    a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
    exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and
    the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
    out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
    initially passed out, but quickly recovered.


    Tracy is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama voter,
    but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was
    analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be
    Bush's fault.....
     
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  2. steveox

    steveox Well-Known Member

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    No Its the Cops fault. They didnt do their jobs. Like This for Example
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    How are they Protecting you?
     
  3. dogtowner

    dogtowner Moderator Staff Member

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    thats funny
     
  4. dogtowner

    dogtowner Moderator Staff Member

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    this is the serve part of protect and serve.
     
  5. steveox

    steveox Well-Known Member

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    If Tracy Burnett was living in Canada she might be alive today.
     
  6. Pandora

    Pandora Well-Known Member

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    But is that a good thing?
     
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