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I take it back; there are some uses for guns

Discussion in 'U.S. Politics' started by samsara15, May 19, 2009.

  1. samsara15

    samsara15 Member

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    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their
    handguns down through the family

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.

    "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
    revolver so you will always

    remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
    watch instead ?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
    have a beautiful wife, lotsa

    money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
    another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
    'Time's
    Up' ?"
     
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    ASPCA4EVER New Member

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    LMAO...that was a great one...LOL
     
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