In Celebration Of McCainiacs!!!

[Mr. Shaman]

They deserve our Thanks!!!!​

"Election night at the Biltmore in Arizona is a hilariously dismal scene, like a funeral for a family member nobody liked, who died owing everyone money. The rats here are already bailing off the ship with lightning speed, like L.A. Dodgers fans leaving a playoff game to catch the latest episode of Entourage. The exodus, in fact, begins about eight seconds into John McCain's concession speech, which incidentally starts off on the classiest of notes: with the remaining crowd cursing the name of the new president.

"A little while ago, I had the honor of calling Sen. Barack Obama," McCain begins.

"Boooooo!" bellows the crowd. Outside the hotel, a wine-drunk young woman in a fluffy white ball gown probably last worn at a Liberty University frat mixer angrily flings a would-be celebratory pompom she has been clutching into my face.

We feel like ourselves again, and the floundering economy and our two stagnating wars now seem like mere logistical problems that will be overcome sooner or later, instead of horrifying symptoms of inevitable empire-decline.

For this to happen, absolutely everything had to break right. And for that we will someday owe sincere thanks to John McCain, and Sarah Palin, and George W. Bush. They not only screwed it up, they screwed it up just right."

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[Dawkinsrocks]

McCain who?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

McCain who?

It's (also) lookin' like The Joint Chiefs are fast approaching a "George Who?" state-of-mind!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We can't possibly forget "Sarah WHO??!!!" ​

"In their discussion about the future of the GOP, Sanford told Colmes, “If you look at the Bobby Jindals of the world, who's the governor of Louisiana, or look at Rick Perry in Texas or Mitch Daniels up in Indiana, there are a lot of governors, there are a lot of folks at the precinct level, at the county level who are working very hard to bring back the conservatism in the Republican Party.”

Colmes asked “Who else would you put in that category? ...Sarah Palin for example?”

Sanford laughed heartily. Then he added, “Uh, certainly. She's among the mix. I think it's a broad swath that literally goes from Jim Douglas, who won in the most blue of blue states there, in Vermont... or it is indeed somebody who's like a young rising star like Bobby Jindal. It is somebody like Sonny Perdue there in Georgia, who's been working on a lot of neat reforms. It's a broad swath of different folks.”

He never mentioned Palin again."

 

[Dawkinsrocks]

Dick who?

Head?

Donald who?

Duck?