There was this little pub in Ireland and the only people in the entire pub was the bartender and one guy at each end of his bar. There was a little combo band practicing as well.
The guy at one end of the pub said, Aw this pub reminds me of a pub back in my home town of Dublin. The other guy said, DUBLIN I'm from Dublin!
The first guy said, Aw yes from the south side of Dublin. The other guy said, THE SOUTH SIDE I'm from the South Side!
The first guy said, Aw yes I used to live on Market Street. The other guy said, MARKET STREET I used to live on Market Street!
About that time the phone rang. It was the bar owner checking in to see how things were going. The bartender replied... Well the beer is flat, the band stinks and the O'Malley twins are drunk again.
Moral: Don't be an O'Malley twin and drive tonight! Be safe... Happy New Year.
The guy at one end of the pub said, Aw this pub reminds me of a pub back in my home town of Dublin. The other guy said, DUBLIN I'm from Dublin!
The first guy said, Aw yes from the south side of Dublin. The other guy said, THE SOUTH SIDE I'm from the South Side!
The first guy said, Aw yes I used to live on Market Street. The other guy said, MARKET STREET I used to live on Market Street!
About that time the phone rang. It was the bar owner checking in to see how things were going. The bartender replied... Well the beer is flat, the band stinks and the O'Malley twins are drunk again.
Moral: Don't be an O'Malley twin and drive tonight! Be safe... Happy New Year.