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Its Westminster Dog Show time again !

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by dogtowner, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. dogtowner

    dogtowner Moderator Staff Member

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    Sure was good seeing a big dog win last year (Scottish Deerhound) so hopefully the bias to terriers will stay on hold again and one of the big boys or girls will grab the brass ring again. I'd pick Greater Swiss Mountain Dog most years but would be delighted to see most any of the working breeds win.

    Boortz decided to have a little fun with the occasion given that there are 8 new breeds in the mix this year with a Twitter contest for the new Obamadog. Here are it's characteristics:

    • To paper train the ObamaDog simply put down a copy of the U.S. Constitution. The ObamaDog will pee and poop all over it.
    • The ObamaDog likes to hump Chris Matthew’s leg. Hence the tingle.
    • The ObamaDog won’t hunt. He waits to get his fair share from a hunting dog*.
    • The ObamaDog won’t bark without a teleprompter
    • The female ObamaDog has a very stout rear end and eats veggies. The male ObamaDog is painfully thin with big ears and always looks down its snout at other dogs.
    • The ObamaDog has big ears and barks out of its ass.
    • The ObamaDog won the Westminster “Best in Show” by simply being entered with no previous dog show experience.
    • The ObamaDog is the perennial winner in the Dog and Crony Show.
    * I'd have suggested working breed dog
     
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