1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.
  2. Discuss politics - join our community by registering for free here! HOP - the political discussion forum

January 09 - the White House

Discussion in 'U.S. Politics' started by Libsmasher, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2008
    Messages:
    3,151
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    0
    The Botmeister sits in the conference room with his new cabinet members.

    Obama: "Thank you for attending. I called this meeting because ...... because...OH GOD!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, AND YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! WHAT DO I DO, AND HOW DO I DO IT??? "

    The conference room is silent. Then, after a few exchanged glances and rolled eyes, Vice President Joe Biden speaks.

    Biden (sighs): "Mr. president, we saw this moment coming, and have had our own meeting about it. Our consensus is that you signed up for this job, and you should do it. We can't tell you what to do."

    Obama: "CAN'T TELL ME WAHT TO DO?? CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO??!!! WHAAAAAAAAATTTT???!!"

    Biden (sadly looking down): "I'm sorry Mr. president, but that's how it is."

    Obama: "WHAT??? WHAT???!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT????!!! YOU MUST BE FREAKIN KIDDING!! NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO???!!! YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARDS - YOU KNOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! WHAT IS THIS - A DAMN CONSPIRACY???"

    Everything is silent in the conference room for about five seconds, except for obama's hyperventilating.

    Biden: "BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HA HA HEEE HEEEEEEEE!!! It's a JOKE! J - O - K - E!! Geez, we really had you going there! OF COURSE we'll tell you what to do!"

    Cabinet members break out in giggles.

    Obama: "Oh, yeah - FUNNNNEEEE! You people are SICK! You made me piss my pants! - I'll be back in five minutes."
     
  2. Pandora

    Pandora Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2008
    Messages:
    11,790
    Likes Received:
    257
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    The people's republic of Eugene
    Funny, but why Jan 9th?

    He does not start "ruling" till Jan 20th right? or really 21st?


    I think his first order will be to tear out the bowling alley and get in his basket ball court, and decorations paint exc. Parties that sort of stuff.

    he will leave the dirty work like fairness doctorin exc to congress.
     
  3. pocketfullofshells

    pocketfullofshells Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2008
    Messages:
    12,009
    Likes Received:
    203
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Location:
    land of 10,000 lakes and 2 senators again
    Can we call this the Short Bus thread?
     
  4. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 9, 2008
    Messages:
    3,151
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    0
    "09" meaning 2009.
     
  5. Pandora

    Pandora Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2008
    Messages:
    11,790
    Likes Received:
    257
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Location:
    The people's republic of Eugene
    ahhhh

    ok :O I should have noticed that, sorry~!
     
Loading...

Share This Page