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JOKE for the men, women already know

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by top gun, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. top gun

    top gun New Member

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    OK everybody. This is a nice nonpartisan joke. It should crack everybody up equally. Men, women, Democrat, Republican... it's pretty good. Tell me what you think. I know I never saw the ending coming on this one.

    FBI Job Opening

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    door and handed him a gun.

    "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
    circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
    chair. Kill Her!!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The
    agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
    and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
    to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
    walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
    with the chair."

    MORAL: Women... Don't mess with them.
     
  2. Segep

    Segep Member

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    ROFL

    You're right, I didn't see that one coming!


    (I bet hubby didn't either)
     
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