May 10th - Be kind to Armchair general

May 10th - Be kind to Armchair general



coyote cracks me up.

 

yah folks, listen to the moderator.


Coyote is my internet girlfriend. She wont stop messaging me.

 

Sorry... I don't understand. Is 'moderator' the 'Armchair General'?

 

damn right. dont piss me off. i am biased.

 

In your wildest dreams little man.


Prunes are on sale. Better stock up.

 

who you callin' little?

 

I think I figured out what is going on here now... even if I am a uneducated dirt poor boy from Texis.

 

While I realize many men have a penchant for naming portions of their anatomy, in this case - I'm referring to your entirety. Gargantuan you may be, but in a Zen sort of way...well....you're puny.

 

That's ok...I'm just a mangy flea bag coyote from West Virginia

 

could you fill me in, cuz i dont have a clue?

 

'Moderator' wants all of us to be easy on your old armchair general psyche... Hows that for a poor redneck boy from Texis?

 

ya know Cayote, I've survived some terrible summers, but this is the worst. Somebody kill me.The desert's been putting on a show, crunching a whole lifetime of stupid misery into a few hot days. And I mean hot. We've been setting records down here. Today it hit 107 degrees. Tomorrow we're due to reach 109. Luckily, Friday should be a cool, breezy 103.

I had figured this summer would be a little easier to handle now that I've shucked off a layer of blubber (I slimmed down a bit to try to ease my kidney situation..(wink wink )). But no, God just made it a few degrees hotter to make sure I stay as sweaty and miserable as ever, cooking in my own fat.

 

All right...I swore I wasn't going to be nice to you ever again after your sweaty carcass collapsed my outhouse into a sinkhole.

Here, you can have my solar powered fan hat....it's cool up here in the mountains anyway....

 

whoaa...thats awesome.

 

No.

I'm just a moderator.