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May 10th - Be kind to Armchair general

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  1. Moderator

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    May 10th - Be kind to Armchair general

    :p :p

    coyote cracks me up.
     
  2. ArmChair General

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    yah folks, listen to the moderator.


    Coyote is my internet girlfriend. She wont stop messaging me.
     
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    Sorry... I don't understand. Is 'moderator' the 'Armchair General'?
     
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    damn right. dont piss me off. i am biased.
     
  5. Coyote

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    Coyote died for your sheep


    In your wildest dreams little man.


    Prunes are on sale. Better stock up.
     
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    who you callin' little?


    :cool:
     
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    I think I figured out what is going on here now... even if I am a uneducated dirt poor boy from Texis. :D
     
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    While I realize many men have a penchant for naming portions of their anatomy, in this case - I'm referring to your entirety. Gargantuan you may be, but in a Zen sort of way...well....you're puny.
     
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    That's ok...I'm just a mangy flea bag coyote from West Virginia:D
     
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    could you fill me in, cuz i dont have a clue?
     
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    'Moderator' wants all of us to be easy on your old armchair general psyche... Hows that for a poor redneck boy from Texis? ;)
     
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    ya know Cayote, I've survived some terrible summers, but this is the worst. Somebody kill me.The desert's been putting on a show, crunching a whole lifetime of stupid misery into a few hot days. And I mean hot. We've been setting records down here. Today it hit 107 degrees. Tomorrow we're due to reach 109. Luckily, Friday should be a cool, breezy 103.

    I had figured this summer would be a little easier to handle now that I've shucked off a layer of blubber (I slimmed down a bit to try to ease my kidney situation..(wink wink :cool: )). But no, God just made it a few degrees hotter to make sure I stay as sweaty and miserable as ever, cooking in my own fat.
     
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    All right...I swore I wasn't going to be nice to you ever again after your sweaty carcass collapsed my outhouse into a sinkhole.

    Here, you can have my solar powered fan hat....it's cool up here in the mountains anyway....

    [​IMG]
     
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    whoaa...thats awesome.
     
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    No.

    I'm just a moderator.
     
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