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New, dreadful torture techniques revealed in memos

Discussion in 'U.S. Politics' started by Little-Acorn, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. Little-Acorn

    Little-Acorn Well-Known Member

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    Pretty scary stuff. As the author says, our prestige throughout the world must be degraded by these revelations:

    They thought we were serious, but now they know we're not.

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    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=96542

    Muslims: 'We do that on first dates'

    by Ann Coulter

    Posted: April 29, 2009
    5:36 pm Eastern

    Without any pretense of an argument, which liberals are neurologically incapable of, the mainstream media are now asserting that our wussy interrogation techniques at Guantanamo constituted "torture" and have irreparably harmed America's image abroad.

    Only the second of those alleged facts is true: The president's release of the Department of Justice interrogation memos undoubtedly hurt America's image abroad, as we are snickered at in capitals around the world, where they know what real torture is. The Arabs surely view these memos as a pack of lies. What about the pills Americans have to turn us gay?

    The techniques used against the most stalwart al-Qaida members, such as Abu Zubaydah, included one terrifying procedure referred to as "the attention grasp." As described in horrifying detail in the Justice Department memo, the "attention grasp" consisted of:

    "(G)rasping the individual with both hands, one hand on each side of the collar opening, in a controlled and quick motion. In the same motion as the grasp, the individual is drawn toward the interrogator."

    The end.

    There are rumors that Dick "Darth Vader" Cheney wanted to take away the interrogators' Altoids before they administered "the grasp," but Department of Justice lawyers deemed this too cruel.

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    And that's not all! As the torments were gradually increased, next up the interrogation ladder came "walling." This involves pushing the terrorist against a flexible wall, during which his "head and neck are supported with a rolled hood or towel that provides a C-collar effect to prevent whiplash."

    People pay to have a lot rougher stuff done to them at Six Flags Great Adventure. Indeed, with plastic walls and soft neck collars, "walling" may be the world's first method of "torture" in which all the implements were made by Fisher-Price.

    As the memo darkly notes, walling doesn't cause any pain, but is supposed to induce terror by making a "loud noise": "(T)he false wall is in part constructed to create a loud sound when the individual hits it, which will further shock and surprise." (!!!)

    If you need a few minutes to compose yourself after being subjected to that horror, feel free to take a break from reading now. Sometimes a cold compress on the forehead is helpful, but don't let it drip or you might end up waterboarding yourself.

    The CIA's interrogation techniques couldn't be more ridiculous if they were out of Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch:

    Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! ...

    Hmm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch ... THE COMFY CHAIR!

    So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! ...

    Now – you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunchtime, with only a cup of coffee at 11.


    Further up the torture ladder – from Guantanamo, not Monty Python – comes the "insult slap," which is designed to be virtually painless, but involves the interrogator invading "the individual's personal space."

    If that doesn't work, the interrogator shows up the next day wearing the same outfit as the terrorist. (Awkward.)


    (Full text of the article can be read at the above URL)
     
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    Water-boarding was used by the Inquisition. As we all know, the Inquisition was much over-rated, or so the apologists tell us.

    Perhaps they were forced to drink cheap Chablis, which as we all know, is prohibited by the Koran.
     
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