Obama unveils new National Health Plan

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

Dont give the crazed idiot any other ideas. PLEASE

ROFLMAO!!!!

New Obama solution for homeless and overweight Americans!

!!!"Windfall Freedom Tax". !!! which his wife found in the back of " The Socialist American's Worksheet for Dummies"

 

[UShadItComing]

Politicing has become more important to americans than doing anything to save their country. That's good, they're going to deserve what they get.

I predict that the US will do nothing to fix it's healthcare system which has fallen to 37th. place in the world and will be in even worse shape in 4 years time. Unless the people wake up and use all those guns they're hiding in their backyard potato patches to overthrow their lousy government.

Who on this forum has machine guns and hand grenades buried in their backyards?

 

[Andy]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

 

[UShadItComing]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

Was the laughter forced laughter Andy?

You should find something more worthwhile to do with your spare time at work. All americans need to be productive in these times.

Really Andy, you're above this kind of bellyaching. Even you understand that american fatties are costing your overloaded healthcare system. It alreasy costs nearly twice as much as other successful systems and you get half as much!

Do you have lots of time to dick around with jokes at work Andy?

 

[Mr.Dysfunctional]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

I'm Pretty sure thats we had so much fun with it... I assumed as much but even decided to goggle it just to make sure... proved your point thou.

 

[UShadItComing]

dysfunc wrote:

I'm Pretty sure thats we had so much fun with it...

Come on dysfunc, what are you trying so hard to say. Spit it out boy.

 

[Pandora]

On Monday, I was sitting at work joking with some co-workers about Obama's national energy policy. We laughed about how he could pretty much say any really obvious common knowledge statement, and it would hailed as a brilliant plan. I couldn't shake the thought all day.

So when I got home Monday, I completely fabricated an Associated Press Release style post that Obama came up with a national health car plan "Diet & Exercise".

The purpose was to illustrate the absurdity of Obama's 'national energy plan' of inflating tires, by saying the solution to all our health care problems is diet and exercise. It was meant to be fun and humorous.

Instead, socialist idiots came to support it and decry McCain on it, while others came to mock Obama for it. The post in my view was even more of a success than I had envisioned. Instead of being just funny, it showed that Obama's policies are so obvious and lame, that you actually can't distinguish them from a completely fabricated joke.

I'm not sure how anyone thought this to be a serious post since I cited "Dr. Ofveus" or Dr. Obvious. And of course a complete socialist Obama would never even refer to, much less understand, a "free-market, capitalist, competition-for-customers" system. And of course at the end "Borrow Less" solution to bankruptcy, and a solution to hunger plan called "food".

No one was supposed to be fooled by this thread. But in retrospect, clearly since Obama's plans are of the same quality, I should have realized that people would be fooled.

Fear not, it wasn't a waste. I spread the news of this thread around the office today, and we all got many laughs from it.

That was a joke?

Really?


Oh man I really thought you were serious and I can not remember if it was top or popeye who defended it and tried to slam mccain for it, so I am not the only one who bought in.

But seriously, its something he would say and get praise as though he just discovered it.


I think there could be mass brainwashing going on... I dont know but something


dang that was a good one, I mrean really!!!!

 

[UShadItComing]

Yeah we get the joke but are we supposed to laugh now? That's naughty Andy and it will be registered next to your name so we don't take your word on anything again. Along with the fun goes the price you will pay for lying to us Andy.

 

[top gun]

Actually Andy's "joke" is the same old... and I do mean ooooooold rhetoric that John McBush uses as his front line of reasoning.

It's just like the snipping out the "inflating your tires" soundbite and then saying that's Senator Obama's energy policy when in fact he was not talking about his energy policy at all but was comparing the amount of difference specific offshore drilling would do in a easily understandable comparable way.

In the big picture Senator Obama has posted & talked personally in great detail of his large and comprehensive energy plan.

So when these kinds of threads come up you just respond with the facts for the record and then play traffic cop... COME ON MOVE ALONG THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

 

[Pandora]

I think it was funny and the funniest part was all three of us fell for it.

you two because you will buy anything that Obama says and call it holy

and me because it was just stupid enough to pass for something Obama would say.