Obama's Dream Cabinet

[asur]

Secretary of Housing - Tony Rezco if he skips prison. He can deliver no-cost housing.

Secretary of Agriculture - Jessie Jackson - he's full of manure.

Secretary of Defense - Osama Bin Laden- needs no explanation,
except to say big donors are rewarded.

Secretary of Energy - Al Sharpton - he's full of hot air.

Secretary of Urban Development - Barney Frank - has love connections to Fannie Mae.

Secretary of Education - Rev. Jeremiah Wright - He represents the black church and we need more religion in our schools.

Secretary of Commerce - Oprah Winfrey - she's a very rich lady and plays dirty politics.

Secretary of Homeland Security - William Ayers - he's good with bombs and experienced in terrorism.

 

[Pandora]

Secretary of Housing - Tony Rezco if he skips prison. He can deliver no-cost housing.

Secretary of Agriculture - Jessie Jackson - he's full of manure.

Secretary of Defense - Osama Bin Laden- needs no explanation,
except to say big donors are rewarded.

Secretary of Energy - Al Sharpton - he's full of hot air.

Secretary of Urban Development - Barney Frank - has love connections to Fannie Mae.

Secretary of Education - Rev. Jeremiah Wright - He represents the black church and we need more religion in our schools.

Secretary of Commerce - Oprah Winfrey - she's a very rich lady and plays dirty politics.

Secretary of Homeland Security - William Ayers - he's good with bombs and experienced in terrorism.

That is really cute but come on does Obama really need any of them ?

He will heal the planet and stop global warming all with a wave of his hand.

The only reason he even needs a VP is that if he dies it will take 3 days to ressurect.

But it was cute

 

[Stalin]

Luckily McCain has no such problems

He can just adopt the same cabinet that has made the last eight years such a ..er..prosperous..and..um ...peaceful...er...exciting time..

FACT : Osama Bin Laden and his pals are a

RIGHT_WING CONSERVATIVE NEO_CON invention.

He's your Brand.

You made it.

You fix it.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

That is really cute.....

Yeah.....very creative.

The only thing people need to know, presently, is that Obama will be straightnening-out (the NeoCon wet-dream called) our Economy. Everything else will fall-in-place.....just like in the '90s.....you know, back when most people (here) were still lookin'-forward to getting their Driver's License (as is evident by what passes for humor, here. )

 

[GenSeneca]

FACT : Osama Bin Laden and his pals are a

RIGHT_WING CONSERVATIVE NEO_CON invention.

Spoken like a true Socialist.

Fact: Socialism is a LIE and Socialists have to LIE to cover that fact.

 

[GenSeneca]

Yeah.....very creative.

The only thing people need to know, presently, is that Obama will be straightnening-out (the NeoCon wet-dream called) our Economy. Everything else will fall-in-place.....just like in the '90s.....you know, back when most people (here) were still lookin'-forward to getting their Driver's License (as is evident by what passes for humor, here. )

Yeah, with the "Change" he's promising, we're gonna have to dust off the MISERY INDEX and be prepared for Carter's 2nd term.

(Geez, one liners are easy... no wonder simpltons use them for EVERY post)

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Spoken like a true Socialist.

Fact: Socialism is a LIE and Socialists have to LIE to cover that fact.

....Especially when they're bailin'-out banks, right?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Yeah, with the "Change" he's promising, we're gonna have to dust off the MISERY INDEX and be prepared for Carter's 2nd term.

Yeah, right.....he's bringing back Clintonomics (and, many of the same Staff), and....this time, it really IS gonna fail, huh?

 

[GenSeneca]

Yeah, right.....he's bringing back Clintonomics (and, many of the same Staff), and....this time, it really IS gonna fail, huh?

Clinton wasn't the ANTICAPITALIST that Obama is, but CARTER was... Carter told everyone they just had to turn down their thermostats and stop using Gasoline... Obama has said pretty much the same thing.