Obama's secret retreat!!!

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In times of TERRORISM , does Obama flee to his Native HOMELAND, KENYA? NO, he runs and hides in HAWAII on a secret GOLF COURSE far from DANGER.
He LAUNCHES shot after shot of small white missiles named " Top- Flite", a few named " TITLEST" . These missiles sit on a launching pad with the "code name " "TEE". Obama then squares his boney shoulders and his narrow feet to his selected target line and FIRES!! Sending this speedy missile off into the sunset, "FORE" , yells the messiah, as his shot wildly turns to the left like his political agenda . He reloads, his mighty SWING goes into action recording a CLUB HEAD SPEED of 35 mile per hour! Just enough to send his shot THREE FEET OFF THE GROUND and into a POOL of WATER!! - REMINDS one of " WATERBOARDING" , "FORE " he screams again as five secret service agents duck for cover. OBAMA blames a FROG for JUMPING just as he started his DOWN SWING!! One last time , Our Brave LEFTIST places his next shot on a SECRET LAUNCHING PAD , a "TEE", and seeks higher ground, HE takes a might SWING, TAKING a DIVOT SO DEEP it would hold his entire NATIONAL DEBT __ OVER 12 TRILLION and COUNTING. A MIGHTY CLOUD OF DUST HIDES THE SUN FROM THE CROWD, THE WIND SWIRLS, The DUST IS GONE and SITTING IN THE TEE IS THE MISSILE, never touched by the messiah swing!!
He looked down and saw his miss, he never was able to yell"FORE" , he cried big tears and mumbled , " that BUSHY TREE CAUSED ME TO MISS!" BUSH AGAIN , LOL,LOL KENYA BELIEVE THAT?? LOL,LOL
 
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