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  1. cashmcall

    cashmcall Well-Known Member

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    A young man's parents were trying to figure out what their son's future career would be so they decided to give him a test.

    They took a twenty dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home. The father told the mother, "If he takes the money he will be a businessman, if he takes the Bible he will be a clergyman but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

    So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home. He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the twenty dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took a whiff to be assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items.

    The father slapped his forehead and said, "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined..."

    "What do you mean?" his wife asked.

    "Our son is going to be a politician!" replied the very unhappy father.
     
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    cashmcall Well-Known Member

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    Clinton died and went to heaven or to be more accurate, approached the Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.

    "It's me, President Bill Clinton."

    "And what do you want?" asked St. Peter.

    "Lemme in!" replied Clinton.

    "Soooo," pondered Peter. "What bad things did you do on earth?"

    Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. I guess I had extra-marital sex, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't really have sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."

    After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
     
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    Rafael Norma Well-Known Member

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    @reformacom published a question. Which is the only difference between a politician and a thief? I had always thought there was none. But I am mistaken.
    There is only one: the thief always chose you. And you pick the politician who’s gone to lie and to rob you
     
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