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Qualifications for a wife

Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by Libsmasher, Jul 30, 2008.

  1. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher New Member

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    The young guy announced to his friends that any woman he married would have to be an aristocrat in the living room, an economist in the kitchen, and a whore in bed. After he got married, his friends saw him a couple months later and asked if his wife had met his expectations. No, he said saidly, she's a whore in the living room, an aristocrat in the kitchen, and an economist in bed.
     
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    Funny how things seem to work out that way huh?:D

    Another thing you often notice as you get older is that the woman someone leaves for, because she was so much better..................... in 5 years is exactly the same woman they left 5 years before.
    :eek:

    I'm sure that goes for women and their men too...
     
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