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Saving McCain's Campaign

Discussion in 'U.S. Politics' started by Greco, Oct 17, 2008.

  1. Greco

    Greco New Member

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    John McCain and his running mate, Caribou Barbie, got hammered in the debates, actually going 0-4. McCain has frequently been criticized for his dull, frequently boring public appearances. Whether it's his advanced age, or simply the fact he really is a tired, elderly, boring man with a bad comb-over, his campaign speeches before the usual 20-30 supporters in attendance don't do much to rally enthusiasm among the voters.

    All the polls have indicated that on the major issues of the day, voters are rejecting the policies of John McCain, which he can’t change this late in the campaign. So McCain has decided to abandon the major issues and return to his All War –All The Time platform. New wars with Iran, North Korea, Syria, maybe even a tasty invasion of Cuba might give McCain a much needed unique break from having to discuss his failed platform.

    They’ve even come up with a plan to spice up and breathe some life back into McCain’s snooze-a-rama campaign rallies. Prior to introducing John McCain at his campaign stops, supporters will first hear an invocation from McCain's new spiritual advisor, Rev. Charles.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbneI7FhBpM

    They’ve also found the perfect warm-up act to match with their All War - All The Time platform. The McCain supporters will be treated to a rare appearance of the high energy rock band, The Leningrad Cowboys. It will be a perfect match to go with their All War - All The Time theme since the band will actually have the Russian Red Army Chorus appearing with them as back-up singers. This is the real Russian Red Army. It's a perfect fit.

    Here we see The Leningrad Cowboys and Russian Red Army Chorus in concert performing the song that will be John McCain's opening act. After being moved by his stirring rendition of “Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran”, McCain strategists hope they will be able to persuade John McCain to actually come on stage with the band and join them in a few versus of this rock and roll classic.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lNFRLrP014

    This might be a real game changer, and they certainly need one. Feel free to share this with any other Republicans you think might enjoy a glimmer of hope for their struggling candidate
     
  2. Mr. Shaman

    Mr. Shaman New Member

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    C'mon.....show a little ENTHUSIASM!!!! ;)
     
  3. Mr. Shaman

    Mr. Shaman New Member

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    .....And, when all ELSE fails....go to VIDEO!!!! :D

    You're not alone..........​
     
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    neilsimon New Member

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    Why not just cut back on the slander and focus the campaign inward? That works too.
     
  5. Frolicking Dinosaurs

    Frolicking Dinosaurs New Member

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    The amount of negativity from the McCain - Palin side and the pretty much universally acknowledged (outside the hardcore GOPers) fact that Palin is laughably unqualified have made the ticket unpopular. McCain's lack of a cohesive plan for the war effort and the economy earlier on also hurt them.

    Personally, I believe Obama will win in November regardless of what mcCain does at this point. Too many mistakes have already been made and left in place for too long. YMMV
     
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    Mr. Shaman New Member

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    The common-knowledge (supposedly) was that McCain preferred Lieberman as his choice (for VP). He also used to be known as a stand-up kind o' guy. I'd surely like to know who picked his choice, for him.....'cause, he's lookin' more-and-more like a garden-variety opportunist....desperate to be President....thru whatever-means-necessary.

    I've gotta paraphrase the NeoCons, when I inquire....Who IS the real John McCain? :confused:
     
  7. Mr. Shaman

    Mr. Shaman New Member

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    "McCain 'gives up' on Colorado......"!!!!!!!!

    Gee, John.....you said you'd "NEVER give-up!!!"

    Keep those FLIP/FLOPS COMIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
     
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