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Discussion in 'Political Humor' started by USMC the Almighty, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. USMC the Almighty

    USMC the Almighty New Member

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    Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light Bulb?

    A: At least ten, as they will need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still may not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light.
     
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    Q: How many John Kerry's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: It's pointless. He changes his mind about how to screw it in or if he even should so many times that the sun rises and it's no longer necessary.
     
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    USMC, if we are going to group and stereotype, so many more liberals are atheist.

    They, therefore, are the ones that do not believe in spirits, angels, demons, higher beings and places outside of the realm we currently live in. Therefore, I do not see why you would regard liberals to have a discussion on things like the existence of a lightbulb.

    Theres a difference between a politically correct inoffensive hippy and a liberal.
     
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    It's more about their indecisiveness. The real joke is the

     
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    Q: How many Clintons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: Just Bill, so long as you make sure he has a secretary present to lend a hand (or mouth).
     
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