The never-ending story

[Libsmasher]

...his banjo. When he started playing, Bubba and Billy Joe came out of the cabin in the woods. Bubba said, ".....

"I got Popeye tied up here. Should we feed him to the gators?" Whereupon popeye said ......

 

[PLC1]

"I got Popeye tied up here. Should we feed him to the gators?" Whereupon popeye said ......

"That gator is a conservative." He'd never eat me! Then the gator slid back into the swamp, leaving.....

 

[Libsmasher]

"That gator is a conservative." He'd never eat me! Then the gator slid back into the swamp, leaving.....

...the least important part of Popeye, his head, bit off and lying on the floor. Meanwhile, out on the ice flows in the arctic wasteland that is Canada, Ushiit ....

 

[Libsmasher]

...the least important part of Popeye, his head, bit off and lying on the floor. Meanwhile, out on the ice flows in the arctic wasteland that is Canada, Ushiit ....

.......was desperately trying to thaw a bottle of molson's, when to his surprise .....

 

[PLC1]

.......was desperately trying to thaw a bottle of molson's, when to his surprise .....

...the stream of warm polar bear urine caused the Molsen's lable to come off. Ushiit and the polar bear gasped, and said in unison, ".....