The New Political Joke Thread

[vyo476]

I saw a joke the other day and wanted to post it. Just to prove that I do have a sense of humor. Or at least respect people who do.



Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands of yards away.

When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of
Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.

Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
brain."

Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart."

Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"

 

[Pandora]

that is cute

 

[PLC1]

There is a colony of alligators living in the sewers of Washington DC, doubtless started by people flushing small pet alligators down the toilet.

(or so I've heard)

This is a story of one fat, sleek alligator, and one skinny, ill nourished one. One day, the skinny alligator asked the sleek alligator, "I eat just as many politicians as you do. Why am I so skinny?"
"Let me see your technique," said the sleek alligator, so the skinny alligator emerged from the sewer, and, seeing a politician, let out a huge roar, knocked him down with his tail, and ate him.

"Now I see your problem", said the sleek alligator. "When you let out that roar, you scared the s*** out of him. When you knocked him down, you knocked the wind out of him. When you take all of the s*** and all of the wind out of a politician, you have nothing but an empty shell left."