Then there was the ....

Libsmasher

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... Shakespearean actor who married a woman. On their wedding night, as he undressed, his new bride said "MY GOD! What a schlong!"

The Shakespearean actor cautioned:

"Madam, we have come to bury Caesar, not to praise him."
 
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