I thought we'd settled that???????????
Okay Chip lets start from the basics...... a man meets a woman - woman likes man and man likes woman (you know what women are right?) Okay just checking as I don't know how to scientificaly define one....anyway.... good. So you generally have a chat and drink and then you flash a dazzling smile and chuck in a bit of the old charming repartee and if all the signs go well, grrrrrrrrreat. So lets say they get married or co-habit or shack-up or whatever, then one night when the winds blowing hard and the wines' been flowing.... you get the drift huh..... BANG there's a power cut. What to do now? Have an early night maybe? So a bit of slap and tickle turns to some slurpy kisses and .....well a bit of humping and bumping and bingo!!
(let me know if your a bit hazzy here and I'll give you some links to some porn sites and you can do some research on the not so scientific methods of creating unique individual conceptions - babies I think they called them in my day..... I digress)
Nine months later WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you're up to your neck in puke and nursing bra's.
So
I AGREE WITH YOU
I AGREE WITH YOU
I AGREE
I AGREE
I AGREE
I AGREE
how many more friggin times do we have to go through this.......
The missus and I created one.......actually two..............have you??????
Gadzooks man I hope if you're married your uniquely anti-sexually concepted personal companion (wife) is an understanding conception otherwise you seriously need to get out and meet other people Chip..... I mean seriously....... go out have a beer and chill man!!
Is your favorite word sophistry? Mines "fruit" I find it rolls nicely off the tongue and conjours up all sorts of .....well......fruity flavours and textures........sorry.......... I'm straying from the scientific..........ooops........please don't shout at me
