Clashes break out in West Bank over Trump Jerusalem speech

[The Scotsman]

RAMALLAH, West Bank — Clashes between Palestinian protesters and Israeli soldiers broke out Thursday in Ramallah and other places in the West Bank and Gaza Strip, one day after President Trump announced that his administration would recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

White House spokeslass Sarah Chucklesbutt said "It has always been the President's intention to piss off the Muslims as much as possible so moving our embassy is consistent with his aim. The President's rampant racisism is playing well in the poles, in fact from now on we're going to be refering to Muslims as buttfucks."

Republican voters lined up to praise the President saying that as long as he continues to hate these buttfucks they'll keep masturbating over his every word.

Israel’s army said it was preparing for an increase in violence in the coming days and that it has beefed up its troops in the West Bank, adding reinforcements to its combat intelligence and territorial defense units.

While waffling to the press in the Rose Garden, Trump was asked about the implications and wider effects of this descision to which he stated ...meh....they're Muslims....so what....

@fakenews.....

but hey it might not be......who knows....I guess this follows on from the muslim travel ban...just in case they didn't actually get the message the first time...

 

[PLC1]

White House spokeslass Sarah Chucklesbutt said "It has always been the President's intention to piss off the Muslims as much as possible so moving our embassy is consistent with his aim. The President's rampant racisism is playing well in the poles, in fact from now on we're going to be refering to Muslims as buttfucks."

Republican voters lined up to praise the President saying that as long as he continues to hate these buttfucks they'll keep masturbating over his every word.



While waffling to the press in the Rose Garden, Trump was asked about the implications and wider effects of this descision to which he stated ...meh....they're Muslims....so what....

@fakenews.....

but hey it might not be......who knows....I guess this follows on from the muslim travel ban...just in case they didn't actually get the message the first time...

Whether it's real news, the threat is real.

to paraphrase a quote by a famous celebrity within the administration.

 

[Stalin]

It does not matter if the capital is Tel Aviv or Jerusalem.

It is all stolen land.

Comrade Stalin

First world leader to recognise Israel.

 

[Stalin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union_and_the_Arab–Israeli_conflict