Does Jesus hate god?

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We all know that father/son relationships can be challenging but the one between Jesus and god must be awful

God is a vicious vengeful genocidal maniac who loves evil and Jesus is a pacifist who prefers meekness and kindness

And then of course you have the problem of god sending Jesus to get tortured and murdered. I bet that is hard to sweep under the carpet

I bet Xmas dinners in heaven are a ball

Especially with all that wine

Anyway, in the sermon on the mount Jesus basically implored everyone to be the opposite of god

Which is probably a good thing but it must get up God's nose
 
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But god made Satan

And we all know that the US is God's country

So god has obviously put one of his chums in charge to look after you teat

And all the other people who never grew up
 
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A very rational argument steveox

Impressive

But the fact remains that the holy trinity must be one shit pub to be in

God must be livid at the nancy-boy Jesus has turned out to be and Jesus must be dying of shame at the rancourous old bastard that is his dad

Imagine what it will be like when they hit the holy spirit
 
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