Give a retired person a break

Little-Acorn

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Probably not true, but funny as h*ll anyway.

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
 
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That one has made the viral email rounds. I've seen it before.

Yes, it's funny, no it's probably not true.

Now that I'm retired and have time, maybe I'll try it.:D
 
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