Helping hand

[nobull]

As you all know i'm fropm Texas and while hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan, and law abiding citizen, I know I have to help those in distress.

I immediately informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

 

[TruthSeeker]

Now THAT is some funny stuff! LMAO!

 

[bododie]

First of all, the Mexican was related to the El Paso Sheriff who didn't want anyone to know, and the other was trying to get the weapons TO Mexico, as he was an ATF agent.

 

[Rafael Norma]

first of all, the mexican was related to the el paso sheriff who didn't want anyone to know, and the other was trying to get the weapons to mexico, as he was an atf agent.

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