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Well your results are in. Dorothy and Irrational, I hope you are both sitting down for I have bad news. The Liberal Cancer has metastasized to every organ in your body and has taken complete control of your brain. I am sorry to say that even my great healing powers or no match for the deadly disease you have contracted.Sorry but you are destined to life of terrible suffering. The only quick solution is seeking the assistance of the good doctor pictured below. I will forward his contact information and please let him know you were referred by me so you will get a special deal. Good luck.
Well your results are in. Dorothy and Irrational, I hope you are both sitting down for I have bad news.
The Liberal Cancer has metastasized to every organ in your body and has taken complete control of your brain. I am sorry to say that even my great healing powers or no match for the deadly disease you have contracted.
Sorry but you are destined to life of terrible suffering. The only quick solution is seeking the assistance of the good doctor pictured below. I will forward his contact information and please let him know you were referred by me so you will get a special deal. Good luck.
