You don't? Freddie refused to rest on the Sabbath, and insisted on 7 day banking available to offer risky, sub-prime loans. So God, coming to visit as he was prone to do on the Sabbath, called out to Freddie, saying "Freddie, where art thou, and why aren't you in the Garden eating lovely fruit on this beautiful day?"
And Freddie answered the Lord, saying "Lord! I was only trying to make houses for all the birds of the air and dig holes for all the mice in the field! I had to break the rules and labor long and hard, getting all my friends to help, too. Fannie came along also, and we cleaned caves, cleared lagoons of debris, and even erected brush piles for rabbits. We knew that even though you've said we're in your image, that all rights should be afforded the least of all creatures, whether they deserve it or not, need it or not, or even want it."
And God looked upon all that Freddie had done, and saw that it was NOT good. So he promptly grabbed Freddie, turned him around and over his knee. Then he grabbed Fannie, for she had said to Freddie "Do it!" and he had done it, and whipped her through the air, saying, "Because you thought to do so poorly, I will make you a scourge, and a pain on his back side, which he will call from this day forth "Fannie." And the Lord God did scourge Freddie's Fannie for all the housing failures.
