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Ms. Wilson is a kindergarten teacher. She has her class sitting in a circle, talking about what their parents do for a living. All the usuals show up: "Daddy is a fireman!" "Mommy works in an office!" etc.


Then it comes to little Johnny's turn. Johnny stands up, takes a deep breath, and says, "My daddy is a male stripper. He stands on stage and takes of his close and sometimes other men pay him extra money to stick their penises in his ass."


Ms. Wilson, horrified, tells the other kids to go and play and takes Johnny aside. "Johnny, what made you say those things about your father?" she asks.


"Well, Dad's a politician," Johnny replied. "But I was too embarrassed to say so."


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