She Puts The Fun In Fundies

Greco

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At the recent Republican Value Voter Conference a wide variety of speakers were invited to address their group. One of the featured speakers was Carrie Prejean. She's the new darling of the GOP. Carrie is the former Miss California. She was the favorite to win the the Miss USA crown until she reached the portion of contest where the beauty queens had to answer questions.

She used that opportunity to speak out against gays, establishing her claim that marriage should strictly follow the explicit directions of The Bible. That position is most likely what cost her the crown. Carrie wanted to project herself as a staunch Christian, using literal interpretations of The Bible to reference how she believed others should lead their lives. Later she was stripped of her title as Miss California after she became an internet sensation when her previously undisclosed topless modeling photos were discovered and circulated. Combining that with her repeated failure to honor her contractural appearance obligations resulted in her firing.

Then she resurfaced at the Republican Value Voter Conference. She wanted to speak out against "intolerance", not the variety of intolerance she expressed as a pagent contestant, but against the intolerance against her intolerance. And yes, she is a blonde. Now that's an interesting concept. She was celebrated by the Republican atendees because she was intolerant of those that were intolerant of her intolerance. That logic seemed to make sense to the assembled wingnuts.

But before we summarily dismiss her as just another airhead beauty queen wingnut, perhaps we should briefly review just what The Bible does require on the subject of marriage, that she feels we should strictly adhere to. Luckily we've found an expert to provide a brief explanation. Mrs. Betty Bowers, self-claimed "America's Best Christian", simplifies precisely what The Bible expresses on this topic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

It should be really entertaining to hear Carrie Prejean's next speech on the concept of the Lord's desire for us to marry our sisters, hire people to rape our daughters, and the requirement to have sex with the hired help. I wonder if Carrie has a suggestion about how to house, much less support, 700wifes and 300 whores all at the same time. The Lord didn't quite explain how to pull that one off.
 
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She used that opportunity to speak out against gays, establishing her claim that marriage should strictly follow the explicit directions of The Bible.
Gee.....another inconsistant Jesus-freak.

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Whatta shocker........ :rolleyes:
 
She used that opportunity to speak out against gays, establishing her claim that marriage should strictly follow the explicit directions of The Bible. That position is most likely what cost her the crown. Carrie wanted to project herself as a staunch Christian, using literal interpretations of The Bible to reference how she believed others should lead their lives.

Just how literal is Carrie the homophobe willing to go?


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Glad to see the Christians are still ticking you people off enough to whine about them. I support their actions. :)
 
Nah, once again you've got it all wrong. They're not "ticking" us off. To the contrary, we find it quite amusing to listen to their buffoonery blaberings. Especially when they're actually celebrated by the wingnuts for their absurdities.

But since you support their actions, and apparently their rants, I'm just curious about something. The fundies believe in literal interpretations of The Bible. Where can we go see some of those talking snakes as described in Genesis?
 
Just in case you don't really understand how looney the wingnut base really is, here are a few recent posts made on political message board sites.....

What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?


There's more...

The privilege of regrowing limbs may be restored if we quit rebelling against God.

And this wingnut wants to show what a good "Christian" he is with this opinion....

I'm so sick of Atheist trying to ruin things for everyone else. I say we torture them and make them suffer excrutiating pain. We'll see then if they STILL don't believe in God.

Here's another...

What do the other human persons here think ? No doubt someone will object, saying something obviously ridiculous like, but atheists are persons. But clearly this is mistaken because anybody without a well developed belief in God is obviously not a full human person.

What could be more obvious than that ?

How many full human persons do you know without a well developed belief in God. Obviously none, because if they were full human person they would have a well developed belief in God. Now some people might object to killing atheists for there (and obviously it is there and not thier as they are not whos but whats ) organs but think of all the full human persons that would benifit from the organs and the medical research that could be done on these non-persons.

How could anybody object, they are not human persons and if you think we should not kill them then that is just because of out dated ideas and because they must really just want people to suffer. For shame on you ! So what do people think ? Should we kill these atheist human non-persons for the benifit of fully human persons ?


The next time you're standing in line at Wal-Mart look around. They're out there, seemingly acting normal, but they're amongst us.
 
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She used that opportunity to speak out against gays, establishing her claim that marriage should strictly follow the explicit directions of The Bible.

Tell the ***** to shut her whore mouth in the presence of men and fetch my other wives and start making supper.
That position is most likely what cost her the crown.

Well , it should. She just said females are subhumans and the personal property of men
 
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