Some Truth to this...

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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...
 
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Capitalism: you steal everything that isn't nailed down and complain bitterly about wicked socialist nails.
 
Sorry but socialism is slavery. Sad that you prefer being a slave.

Grow up, if you can. Your masters are not really so powerful as to stop you thinking, you know. Amazing that the US was once the progressive centre of the world, and is now wrecked back to a lot of holy peasants hating thought.

The bit about sense of humour is, coming from yanks, hilarious.
 
Yuri Bezmenov (ex-KGB)

"...the psychological shock when they will see in [the] future what the beautiful society of EQUALITY and social justice means in practice, obviously they will revolt. They will be very unhappy [and] frustrated people, and Marxist-Leninist regime does not tolerate these people. Obviously they will join the [ranks] of dissenters; dissidents. Unlike the present United States there will be no place for dissent in future Marxist-Leninist America.

. In [the] future these people will simply be squashed like cockroaches for criticizing the government. Nobody is going to pay them nothing for their beautiful [and] noble ideas of EQUALITY. This they don't understand and it will be the greatest shock for them, of course."
 
Grow up, if you can. Your masters are not really so powerful as to stop you thinking, you know. Amazing that the US was once the progressive centre of the world, and is now wrecked back to a lot of holy peasants hating thought.

The bit about sense of humour is, coming from yanks, hilarious.

I guess cavemen do not understand humor with a touch of reality.

The United States is a mess because fools run it. Most of the fools are progressives and statists....like you. You should love the United States in its current state of moderate fascism, since it resembles the USSR more with each passing day.
 
I guess cavemen do not understand humor with a touch of reality.

The United States is a mess because fools run it. Most of the fools are progressives and statists....like you. You should love the United States in its current state of moderate fascism, since it resembles the USSR more with each passing day.
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DEMOCRATS:

There are two cows, the guy who raised the cows from calves must give all the milk to the gov who redistributes some to gay, women while the polticians keep some of the milk for themselves.

REPUBLICANS:

Everybody who owns a cow should keep it or sell it except that various laws will allow the biggest donors to get a grant to buy cows at twice their market value.

AN ODD REALITY IN THE U.S.

Everyone who owns cows must sell the milk to a coop which will then pasteurize it, homogenize it, sterilize it, box it, put it on a shelf for six months and if anyone tries to drink it without going through this process the EPA will persecute them. No one wonders if milk that is shelf stable for six months is even healthy.

PROGRESSIVES:

There are two cows. Are they black with white spots or white with black spots? The gov will have the cows fill out 65 pages of forms and if it is a black cow it is favored but if it is a white cow it is persecuted.

COSERVATIVES: Cows should only be treated the way they were in the glorious 50's.
 
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