I'm so excited... I finally get to be a Patriot in the eyes of the Left!
Lets get the rules straight...
The Rules for being a Patriot (as determined over the last 8 years):
1. Blame America for ALL international problems and conflicts, even when we are not involved!
2. Blame the President for EVERYTHING Domestic: Got a hangnail? Obama's fault!
3. No matter what the facts are... keep repeating the Anti-American propaganda and incessantly complain until there's "Change".
4. No matter how big Government gets, no matter how much Government does, throw a temper tantrum and say its not enough.
5. Cry like a french school girl until America fulfills its promise of an Utopian Society.
6. Undermine America at all times, advocate for our defeat/capitulation at the hands of our enemies
AND!!!! get
extra points when you bash the soldiers who protect our freedoms as terrorists while
SIMULTANEOUSLY demanding you love them so much, you want them brought home where they can be safe.
7. Avoid the following: Facts, specifics, history, relevant questions, reality and anything else that might embarrass you... Instead, substitute your own reality by making stuff up and remember... if you repeat it often enough - People will believe it!
8. Use bigotry, intolerance and hate-speak as justification for everything you say but always, always, always, make sure you say its the
OTHER side doing such things.
9. Reverse reality and turn the world upside down: Group think = Independent Thought, Conformity = Individuality, Fair = Unfair, Equality = Inequality, etc. and "Change" the rules whenever you feel like it... Double Standards are your new best friend!
10. When in doubt... OBAMA LIED!
Lets get started with some Recycled Classics!
Bush-Hitler:
Republican Fascists:
Bush is a crazy religious zealot who believes he's doing the lords work:
IMPEACH BUSH!