vyo476
Well-Known Member
I saw a joke the other day and wanted to post it. Just to prove that I do have a sense of humor. Or at least respect people who do.
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of
Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
brain."
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart."
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"
Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are
traveling in a car together in the midwest.
A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the
air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of
Oz. They decide to go to see the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
brain."
Gingrich says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart."
Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"