Trump in the Middle East

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The barely-educated self-proclaimed counter-terrorism and White House adviser Sebastian (Vlad the impaler) Gorka previewed President Donald J. Trump’s foray to the Middle East yesterday stating that bringing peace to the war-torn region would be easy-peasy lemon squeezey. Vlad stated that Trump has already exhausted the entire Federal Budget by ordering and surrounding himself with a vast array of congratulations cards and bouquets on a job well done. Gorka whose galactic insight and vast experience in this quiet region with its mundane affairs told Dom Giordano on Talk Radio 1210 WPHT that no one is better suited to undertake this endeavour or to hammer out such a trivial pact than one President Donald J. Trump.

Vlad was getting very excited and fiddling furiously in his trousers but managed to gasp;
“With regards to this visit, with regards to the Middle East, Israel and Palestine, or the Palestinian Authorities, the issue here is we have the best deal maker ever in the White House. Read The Art of the Deal, look at the last 50 years of this man’s track record. If somebody can bring stability, can end conflict in the Middle East, it is Donald J. Trump as the president, as the commander-in-chief.”

Vlad emphasised the team of intellectual giants and smug bastards being sent to the negotiations to highlight how important the trip is to President Trump.
“This is such a delicate issue that he’s put his most trusted individuals, this is a sign of the seriousnes of which this issue has taken, because who has he put in charge of it. Jason Greenblatt, who’s worked for the president for decades, one of his closes confidantes and then, his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. What does that tell you about the seriousness with which this president takes this issue, and also the likelihood it will be successfully resolved?

Vlad further stated that President Trump and Mr. Kushner have been seeking specialist counsel and guidance in advance of their Middle East trip and had consulted with leading figures including the uniquely qualified Mrs Maria Hernandez. Mrs Hernandez has a long history in the field of factional dispute, she is currently the 4th Grade play-leader from the famous Muckypups Pre-School and Kindergarten and a leading specialist in the field of conflict resolution, arbitration and negotiation between waring 4th grade factions in the playground.

Among the foreign-policy goals Mr Trump has set himself, by far the simplest is bringing peace to the Middle East. Vlad feels that this geo-political conundrum that has stymied far more intelligent and experienced presidents and world leaders should be a cake walk for this President with the able assistance of Mr. Kushner and Mrs. Hernandez. Indeed, during a recent meeting with Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas President Trump seems to be brimming with confidence.
"It's something that I think is frankly maybe not as difficult as people have thought over the years,"

In a separate interview yesterday with the BBC, Vlad was asked whether the fuckwit celebrity real-estate mogul-turned-president turned halfwit tweeter had the right qualifications for such a task.

"We have in the commander-in-chief, in the president, truly the master of the deal,"
"This is a man who spent 50 years negotiating - if there's anyone who can bring stability and peace it is Donald Trump."

If only this was a joke......
 
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No Body has succeeded in bringing peace to the Middle East. Perhaps Trump will do better. He at least acknowledge that religion is the key.
 
Trump appeal to Muslims to fight extremists proves he is pragmatic. While attacking Muslims help get him elected now he is President he is using his office to appeal to moderate Muslims who oppose IS..
 
Trump appeal to Muslims to fight extremists proves he is pragmatic. While attacking Muslims help get him elected now he is President he is using his office to appeal to moderate Muslims who oppose IS..
He didnt attack muslims, he wanted to isolate terrorists and those countries rife with them. This is completely in line with his campaign and actions as president.
 
Trump choose the Sunni side in the Middle east Civil War just as Obama choose the Shite side. No matter what side you choose, The USA will not win.
 
It took nearly 400 years to end the Catholic ,Protestant conflict in certain countries. So think it will take some time in the Muslim world.
 
Trump choose the Sunni side in the Middle east Civil War just as Obama choose the Shite side. No matter what side you choose, The USA will not win.


USA does not need to win. USA needs to get out, and let them fight their own little wars, and decide their own future.
 
USA does not need to win. USA needs to get out, and let them fight their own little wars, and decide their own future.
I agree with your thoughts entirely.
Unfortuately I think there is far to much pressure from the bomb makers lobby, oil lobby, Jewish lobby and god knows how many other multi-million dollar funded lobbies in the states for the US ever to stand back and let these assholes sort their own problems out.
 
So think it will take some time in the Muslim world.
Insolent fellow......your're raining on President Trump and Mr. Kushner's parade!
According to the Whitehouse counter-intelligence/terrorism supremo and special advisor on Intelligence matters (oh the oxymoron just thunders out loud) Mr. Sebastian Gorka has categorically stated that this will be a laughably easy process and one wonders why other Presidents and world leaders haven't done this already? Its all in a days work of a rent collector!

How can you possibly state that Mr. Gorka can have his assessment this wrong..... riduculous. This time next week Israelies and Palestinians will be having barbies on the beach and dancing in the streets. BFFs!
 
The Scotsman I don' think even Trump would solve this. His advise to Saudi Arabia , Israel and Palestine seems to be ignored. Perhaps he had more luck with the Pope.
 
Judging bytube, Trump seems to have trouble with the Pope. His wife and doctor had to wear black with a head covering. hey di not do this in Saudi Arabia. The Poe at one stay knock Trump hand away . He also ask question to Mrs Trump about what her husband ate. At the end the Poe looked glum perhaps he was being honest.
 
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