While Lil' Dumbya's Pickin'-Up Dog-Crap....

[Mr. Shaman]

(....the perfect-job for a burnt-out alcoholic frat-boy...)

"Nearly three decades have passed since Carter left office. He is 85 years old. Yet here he is, in a torrid, desolate corner of the world pushing two reluctant Caribbean neighbors to fight malaria, a disease that's long been eradicated from richer countries.

And he is smiling, because this is what he does. Since leaving the White House, he's logged millions of miles and visited dozens of countries on missions to wipe out diseases, mediate conflicts, advocate for human rights and monitor elections. He's built a legacy that few, if any, American ex-presidents can match."