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  1. dogtowner

    dogtowner Moderator Staff Member

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    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
    A: America !
    --Jimmy Fallon


    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
    --David Letterman


    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
    --David Letterman


    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    --Conan O'Brien


    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
    --Jimmy Kimmel


    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
    --Jay Leno
     
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