Little-Acorn
Well-Known Member
Gotta love this.
So many people have been conned into fearing any gun, any where under any circumstances, that a campaign like this is solid intrinsic value beyone the direct benefit to the recipient.
It should do a pretty good job of identifying people who start screaming hysterical things when any mention of people owning guns (especially AK-47s) comes up.
"Those who shock easily, should be shocked regularly and often."
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http://www.foxbusiness.com/2011/09/16/florida-firm-offers-free-ak-47s-to-new-customers/print
Florida Firm Offers Free AK-47s To New Customers
Published September 16, 2011 | MarketWatch Pulse
CHICAGO -- Retail merchant account provider MerchantService.com will give a voucher good for a free AK-47 assault rifle to new customers, depending on the amount of business they do. The company, which provides credit-card-processing services to businesses, announced the promotion as part of its ""No Merchant Victims" campaign that is designed to "encourage merchants to stand their ground and protect themselves," MerchantService.com said. The voucher, worth up to $750 "can be used at any reputable gun shop where [the user] must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires," said Gino Kauzlarich, president of Sarasota, Fla.-based MerchantService.com, on the company's website.
So many people have been conned into fearing any gun, any where under any circumstances, that a campaign like this is solid intrinsic value beyone the direct benefit to the recipient.
It should do a pretty good job of identifying people who start screaming hysterical things when any mention of people owning guns (especially AK-47s) comes up.
"Those who shock easily, should be shocked regularly and often."
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http://www.foxbusiness.com/2011/09/16/florida-firm-offers-free-ak-47s-to-new-customers/print
Florida Firm Offers Free AK-47s To New Customers
Published September 16, 2011 | MarketWatch Pulse
CHICAGO -- Retail merchant account provider MerchantService.com will give a voucher good for a free AK-47 assault rifle to new customers, depending on the amount of business they do. The company, which provides credit-card-processing services to businesses, announced the promotion as part of its ""No Merchant Victims" campaign that is designed to "encourage merchants to stand their ground and protect themselves," MerchantService.com said. The voucher, worth up to $750 "can be used at any reputable gun shop where [the user] must go through the proper background checks and waiting period that the law requires," said Gino Kauzlarich, president of Sarasota, Fla.-based MerchantService.com, on the company's website.