"Obama Nibbles"

[TruthSeeker]

I had this great idea for a new snack to go with the Obama Kool-Aid. Here's what I've come up with so far.

(Please feel free to help me out with this)


Introducing a great new snack for all American citizens, legal or illegal!

It's NEW "Obama Nibbles"! (Say it fast, and you'll "get it")

The first "green" snack, made from 100% recycled organic matter!

We also use only the finest corn ethanol biproducts.

Artificial coloring and flavors imported from China.

Fried with the finest biodiesel ingredients available.

Manufactured at our 100% unionized production facility.

Fully subsidized with taxpayer proceeds.

For a limited time only, a 12 ounce box of Obama Nibbles is ONLY $19.95.

And best of all, every box of Obama Nibbles you buy is tax deductible (until after the 2012 election)!

Available now, in all 57 states.

 

[bododie]

The price is wrong, because the product is being made by a corporation in California, and the dems won't let them leave because the state is dead and they are trying to force companies to stay, pay union wages and exhorbitant taxes, so the poor obese can use their food stamps.

 

[TruthSeeker]

Geez, no help with "Obama Nibbles"? Where's the creativity in here?