Olympic advice for the UK

[Libsmasher]

The UK always does relatively well in the olympics, but here's an idea for you. (Listening scotsman? ) Since you will be hosting the olympics, you can choose to add a new sport. I suggest you take a page from the chinese junk "sports" manual. You could add the sport of Pub Pint Lifting. Also from the chinese strategy, you punch up the effect by expanding it to several events - I suggest:

The 1/2 kg lift.
The 1 kg lift.
The 2 kg lift.

And, the awesome 4 kg lift.

Four extra golds, slamdunk - WHO could beat the Brits at this?

 

[The Scotsman]

Hi Mate - Actually the British Olympic Committee is actively considering the possibility for the Pub-Triathlon which would include
1) synchonised drinking
2) distance peeing
3) projectile vomiting



But seriously I have a suspicion that you will be getting Cricket!!

 

[Libsmasher]

Hi Mate - Actually the British Olympic Committee is actively considering the possibility for the Pub-Triathlon which would include
1) synchonised drinking
2) distance peeing
3) projectile vomiting

Uh, the US would have a good shot at a silver in all events!

But seriously I have a suspicion that you will be getting Cricket!!

How about caber tossing? Let's see the chinese try to cheat at THAT!

 

[9sublime]

The the Scottish athletes of Britain we could have battered mars bar consumption too.