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Olympic advice for the UK

Discussion in 'House of Politics Lounge' started by Libsmasher, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher New Member

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    The UK always does relatively well in the olympics, but here's an idea for you. (Listening scotsman? :)) Since you will be hosting the olympics, you can choose to add a new sport. I suggest you take a page from the chinese junk "sports" manual. You could add the sport of Pub Pint Lifting. :D Also from the chinese strategy, you punch up the effect by expanding it to several events - I suggest:

    The 1/2 kg lift.
    The 1 kg lift.
    The 2 kg lift.

    And, the awesome 4 kg lift. :eek:

    Four extra golds, slamdunk - WHO could beat the Brits at this? :p
     
  2. The Scotsman

    The Scotsman Well-Known Member

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    Hi Mate - Actually the British Olympic Committee is actively considering the possibility for the Pub-Triathlon which would include
    1) synchonised drinking
    2) distance peeing
    3) projectile vomiting



    But seriously I have a suspicion that you will be getting Cricket!!
     
  3. Libsmasher

    Libsmasher New Member

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    Uh, the US would have a good shot at a silver in all events! :D



    How about caber tossing? Let's see the chinese try to cheat at THAT! :)
     
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    The the Scottish athletes of Britain we could have battered mars bar consumption too.
     
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