No dicks will be eaten, regardless of your desires.
There is a medium chance that Secretary Blinken and President Biden will manage to end some of the fighting with a cease fire. Harris is perhaps even more likely to agree to a cease fire.
There is little chance that if Trump is elected this war will end. Trump is incompetent and only a fool would agree to serve him as Secretary of State, because he is a narcissist and a psychopath.
Jill Stein has no chance of becoming president.
So we will be expecting daily doses of your useless bitching, won't we?