Scoff if you will Madam..... go ahead Scoff like a scoffing thing having a scoffing attack!! I'm sorry Madam you have no idea what you are talking about, you're just another candyassed lily livered liberal commie... something.... thing.....errmmmm... you’re just blind to the extent to which President (and Leader of the Free Planet) Trump suffers and the things he has to endure! Madam you need to understand that ultra-top-secret CIA Tech departments are notorious for their ability to develop and install stealth shapeshifting innocuous household implements designed to map your every movement and listen to your every conversation.... your clock is spying on you.... even your teacup is passing on details of your dental health state! You SCOFF Madam, but its' been confirmed by the highest authority.....twitter! So Madam how can you be so stupid and ignorant and... and ... lots of other words that imply you're stupid and ignorant... and stuff.... and things!! Don't you watch Fox News, listen to deep space extra-terrestrial twitter feeds... you know NOTHING Madam..... for absolute proof all you need to do is read the highly revealing preppers chat forums... yeah... so there! Thats right Madam they know! It’s even been confirmed by Kellyanne Conway...
MI5 through its top secret sleeper agent code-name "Ivanka" ... shhhh don't tell anyone... mums the word... have been able to penetrate the deepest darkest depths of the Langley basements where the aliens from Area 51 assist Steve Bannon and his nefarious minions in his bid for world domination and have photographic PROOF of the technology..... a sensational, stunning first for HOP.... at considerable personal risk to this reporter..... I have managed to obtain a world exclusive of the next generation of CIA assembled functional household spy apparatus.....
Remember to wrap your head in tin-foil.....