Comedy Special - State of the Empire monologue

[Stalin]

exciting new comedy special with Horace Q Frump portraying a deluded failed businessman braggart who has accidentally stumble upwards into a job as the main pentagon talking head

expect such hits as

"I stopped eight wars"

"Prices are down"

"The borders are safe"

"The Streets of our cities are safe"

"The iceman cometh"

"You never had it so good"

"I am the peace president"

Available on any WarParty propaganda organ such as fox, cnn, cbs, bbc, nbc etc etc etc etc

comrade stalin
moscow

 

[mark francis]

exciting new comedy special with Horace Q Frump portraying a deluded failed businessman braggart who has accidentally stumble upwards into a job as the main pentagon talking head

expect such hits as

"I stopped eight wars"

"Prices are down"

"The borders are safe"

"The Streets of our cities are safe"

"The iceman cometh"

"You never had it so good"

"I am the peace president"

Available on any WarParty propaganda organ such as fox, cnn, cbs, bbc, nbc etc etc etc etc

comrade stalin
moscow

What democrats will be claiming Trump is hiding:

The 2020 election was the most honest, accurate, and secure election in history.
Bondi made up lies about Trish James and charged her with crimes she never committed.
Patel claims he uncovered massive welfare fraud in multiple states but failed to prove anything.
Trump weaponized the DOJ and wickedly shut down Jack Smith's honest and open investigation of Trump's serious crimes.
The economy was far better under Biden.
The border was more secure under Biden.

And so forth.