Egyptian Official Blames Israel For... Shark Attacks

[BigRob]

An Egyptian official believes that Israel's intelligence agency might be behind the fatal shark attack of a German tourist in Sinai over the weekend, the Jerusalem Post reports.

"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," South Sinai Gov. Muhammad Abdel Fadil Shousha told egynews.net.

Surely this must be some sort of joke..

 

[dahermit]

Surely this must be some sort of joke..

Not if you look at it from Marcellus's perspective: "Jewish sharks are simply a highly organized and networked gang of predators and murderers that have been perfecting their craft for over 2,000,000 years." Jewish sharks are well known for their crafty, underhanded attacks. "Jewish" sharks are the worst kind.

 

[PLC1]

The "Jerusalem Post" does look a lot like the sort of blog that the late Marcellus liked to cut and paste.

I'll be sure to check next time I see a shark. If it is wearing a yarmulke, I'll be doubly cautious.

 

[dahermit]

"...the late Marcellus..."??? Has he left us?

 

[pocketfullofshells]

"...the late Marcellus..."??? Has he left us?

I don't think it was his choice

and knowing the rampant anti Israel/Jewish conspiracy theories of the middle east...its not to far off to think the guy really believes it...now to really believe its true...that's a diff issue lol