Heritage = Paranoid White-Trash

[Gabriel_Bell]

Yeah, it is absolutely 100% true that if you pray for God to give you a pony, you will hear that pony neighing by your next birthday.

That, my friends is the awesome power of prayer, church say "Amen!"

 

[mark francis]

Yeah, it is absolutely 100% true that if you pray for God to give you a pony, you will hear that pony neighing by your next birthday.

That, my friends is the awesome power of prayer, church say "Amen!"

False teachings and erroneous beliefs are quite common among sinners in trouble with God.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

Tell us, what percentage of your prayers have been answered?

 

[mark francis]

Tell us, what percentage of your prayers have been answered?

100%.

James 4:2-4
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2 Ye lust, and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask not.

3 Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.

4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

No,I said "Tell me the percentage of your prayers that have been answered. Don't quote your silly Bible to me, you might as well quote Beowulf, Norse legends, the Iliad or the Odyssey. A waste of your time and mine.

 

[mark francis]

No,I said "Tell me the percentage of your prayers that have been answered. Don't quote your silly Bible to me, you might as well quote Beowulf, Norse legends, the Iliad or the Odyssey. A waste of your time and mine.

I believe God has answered all my prayers. You don't. You will just have to believe whatever silly thing you want to believe.

 

[Gabriel_Bell]

Surely you jest.

 

[mark francis]

Surely you jest.

God will answer your prayers also if you ask Him in humility.