Jesus was gay. Prove me wrong.

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30 year old man living in the Middle east 2000 years ago.
Lives and travels with 12 other hairy men. Spooning each other in caves.
Seemingly no romantic interest in females.
No interest in marriage or fatherhood.

Effeminate, gentle with long hair and beard. Always talking about love.

What other conclusion is there?

 

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If a woman who looks like Monica Belluci wants to fuck and suck you and you are not interested you have to be gay.

 

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Totally gay scene from Ben hur. Jesus so tender, so loving as he strokes Juda. He is also about 7 feet tall and a ginger. Huh?

I love the film it is one of the greatest ever made but the scene is moronic.