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The mullet is thought to have originated in the southeastern U.S. but, there is some evidence that it may have begun in European nations. I refer to Bono, The Thompson Twins and Duran Duran. Clearly, '80s musicians are responsible for the infestation. Males tend to suffer from mulletitis for approximately five years at which time the disease seems to dissapear in one day. The male gets married and is forced into getting a haricut or, he looks into the mirror and realizes how stupid he looks and immediately gets his head shaved. He then will keep the shaved look for a few years. Please, be advised that head-shaving causes the muellet to morph. If the male tries to regrow hair, he finds he now sufers from a receding hairline. If not treated properly, this may end in the dreaded comb-over. It primarly effects caucasion males but, when females catch mulletitis, it is nearly impossible to cure. Females tend to think that they actually look good with a mullet. If the female responds to an intervention, she normally spends the rest of her life trying variations of the mullet she once proudly sported. She most likely will never be free of the mullet unless she turns forty or gets a divorce which causes her to cut her hair into a very short, stylish cut. This is the only known cure.
The mullet is thought to have originated in the southeastern U.S. but, there is some evidence that it may have begun in European nations. I refer to Bono, The Thompson Twins and Duran Duran. Clearly, '80s musicians are responsible for the infestation.
Males tend to suffer from mulletitis for approximately five years at which time the disease seems to dissapear in one day. The male gets married and is forced into getting a haricut or, he looks into the mirror and realizes how stupid he looks and immediately gets his head shaved. He then will keep the shaved look for a few years. Please, be advised that head-shaving causes the muellet to morph. If the male tries to regrow hair, he finds he now sufers from a receding hairline. If not treated properly, this may end in the dreaded comb-over.
It primarly effects caucasion males but, when females catch mulletitis, it is nearly impossible to cure. Females tend to think that they actually look good with a mullet. If the female responds to an intervention, she normally spends the rest of her life trying variations of the mullet she once proudly sported. She most likely will never be free of the mullet unless she turns forty or gets a divorce which causes her to cut her hair into a very short, stylish cut. This is the only known cure.
